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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
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