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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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